Have no fear..

Was Diana abducted by aliens?

{ November 9, 2008 @ 8:14 pm } · { Princess Diana }
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Rumours abound that the late Princess Diana is not, in fact so late, but rather was abducted by an alien space crew who wanted to clone her for a new breed of super beauties.

……” is true that aliens use aromatherapy and that people must be cured of their alienophobia. Rolaydes says that he will ask his alien friends the next time he sees them whether or not they had ever met Princess Diana ‘ …….

http://www.island-of-freedom.com/groundloco2/aromatherapy.htm

Whatever next?

http://www.forteantimes.com/reviews/books/407/princess_diana_the_hidden_evidence.html

Mr Smith believes this one but I’m afraid my jury is out. We may have to discuss this in more detail over breakfast.

Everyone loves a Conspiracy

{ November 8, 2008 @ 1:38 pm } · { women }
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Everyone loves a conspiracy; it’s so much better than an accidental death.

The fact is, there are 1000s of conspiracies out there………….. let’s uncover the truth.

Uncovering a conspiracy is a bit like discovering your brother in law’s been cheating with the woman who takes minutes at the PTA. She’s prim and proper, wears fitted skirts below the knee, has a cat and goes to church on Sundays. But behind closed doors she’s bonking your brother in law in the PE storeroom, after the well meaning parents and teachers in the PTA struggle to find their way home after a long day and meeting…..you know because you saw her emerge straightening her skirt, and when he bent down to give you a brotherly peck on the cheek hello, as you passed by the PE storeroom on your way out, you could smell White Linen- the minute taker’s trademark scent.

But who would believe you? Weren’t you the woman who said she thought she’d ”lost 15 minutes” one night? They didn’t believe you then. When you swore you had seen something pass through your kitchen door and emerge on the other side, your sister suggested you may be suffering from migraine aura……..

So you find a few co-conspiracyists and share your knowledge. Does it make the conspiracy any more real? Who knows, but you will keep on watching, and one day……one fine day………everyone will see them coming out of the PE storeroom and then they will believe you.

**Mrs Smith lost 23 minutes one night- but puts it down to alcohol addiction.

Goodbye Norma Jean

{ November 8, 2008 @ 10:59 am } · { Hollywood, marilyn monroe, women }
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Who really killed Miss Monroe- a dodgy hamburger, too many M&Ms, milk off ?

CIA? FBI? Bobby? John ? Ted? If it was the latter- how did he remain sober long enough to find the address?

Dr Jack Hattem,backed up by secret FBI files, says the Hollywood bombshell was somehow fooled into believing she would be revived in time as part of a plot involving Senator Robert Kennedy……well that was the biggest and last mistake she may ever have made.

Now put yourself in her place- the friend of the friend of the leader of the free world comes a long and tells you:

”take some sleeping tablets, lie down and we will be a long in a few minutes and we will save you.Don’t worry about anything, really….”

What to do? You do as you are told.

Instead, Monroe, who staged many fake suicide attempts throughout her life to gain sympathy, was left to die by staff and friends.

And as for this pic of Marilyn. Mrs Smith says ”Way to go! Us big girls are in with a chance! Look at those thighs!”

Marilyn Monroe – The Truth

{ November 8, 2008 @ 10:55 am } · { Uncategorized }
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So, officially, she committed suicide. Did she?

Let’s see.

She had tried it four times previously and she clearly had significant mood swings.

The problem with this is that too many forensic facts are at odds with it, unless one can imagine Marilyn making up a barbiturate enema and administering it to herself. Quite a number of forensic experts have discarded the suicide theory as inconsistent with the facts.

Another problem with the suicide theory is that she was in good spirits at the time of her death and had been making plans for future events and movies, and if Spoto is correct, her remarriage to Joe DiMaggio.

Did Robert Kennedy bring Marilyn the news of his brother’s desire to break off his relationship on the night Marilyn died? After all, there are some witnesses, including a cop, who place Robert Kennedy near the scene that night. This information may never be known with any certainty, but if Robert Kennedy did somehow make an unannounced visit to Marilyn Monroe on the night of August 4, then it provides unexpected motivation for the suicide theory. That is, while Marilyn may have been in good spirits that day and evening, a visit by Robert Kennedy shattering her notions about an enduring relationship with JFK could have abruptly changed her mood.

Was there an attempt on the part of the government to cover up John Kennedy’s indiscretions with Marilyn Monroe? It would be very surprising indeed if there were not such an attempt.

So what exactly did happen to the pretty lady?